He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
