stop calling my apartment porn island.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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