whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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