just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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