He kissed a someone with a penis
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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