I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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