she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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