Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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