just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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