apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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