doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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