We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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