worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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