i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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