Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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