There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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