Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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