wrigley field is MILF paradise
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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