That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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