i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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