i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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