had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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