I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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