sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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