It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My ass is underappreciated
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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