I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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