Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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