just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
