toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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