I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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