a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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