Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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