this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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