Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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