just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
