and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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