Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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