Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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Oh Jesus.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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