I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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