My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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