We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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