yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
