She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
