New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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