I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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