My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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