I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I could fuck to npr.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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