At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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