she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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