Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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