She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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