Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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