There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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