So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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