If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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